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from the interweb...

 

'You know that you're obsessed with Technical Analysis when.....'

 

1) Your 6-year-old pleads with you to take him to MACD's, and you ask him what the parameters are.

 

2) A social worker is telling you about a patient who has RSI, and you interrupt to ask her if she's read Wilder's book. (Then there's this patient with a history of volatility....)

 

3) An MA is no longer a university degree.

 

4) Trapped in traffic at a roundabout, you find yourself waiting for a "breakout".

 

5) You're constantly losing at tic-tac-toe because you keep employing a P&F strategy.

 

6) A party addict is describing his LSD trips, and you ask whether his most recent high took out the previous one.

 

7) You describe an uneventful Friday at the office as an "inside day".

 

8) The best that lingerie advertisements can do is start you thinking about double tops.

 

9) While viewing the night sky with your hot date, you find yourself mentally constructing trendlines through the stars.

 

10) Your wife tells you she has PMT, but you can't remember what indicator that is.

 

11) You start thinking about your marriage in terms of risk-reward.

 

12) You stop buying seedless grapes because you want more pips

 

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snublet over denne:

 

A bat and a ball cost $1,10

The bat cost 1 $ more than the ball.

How much does the ball cost ?

 

like the stock market, the answer is not as easy as it looks....

Did you answer 10 cents ? if so, sorry, but that is not correct.

here's why - if a ball cost 10 cents and the bat cost 1 $ more , then that would mean that the bat cost 1,10 $

If the bat cost 1,10 $ and the ball costs 10 cents , that would total 1,20 $

But thats not possible because the bat and the ball costs only 1,10 $

what fist looked fairly simple is turning out to be a bit more complicated.

 

...and if you haven't figured it out already the answer is 5 cents. The bat at 1,05 $ and the ball at 5 cents = 1,10 $

 

 

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