Benno Posted mai 16, 2010 Report Share Posted mai 16, 2010 Smeller til med litt aksjemarked humor :) It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets. The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart. Bull Market - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. Bear Market - A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets none. A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, stockbroker, of Noo Yawk City." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the stockbroker, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The stockbroker goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a stockbroker-- he gets a silken robe and golden staff but I, a minister, only get a cotton robe and wooden staff? How can this be?" "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; his clients, they prayed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sharpshoota Posted august 19, 2010 Report Share Posted august 19, 2010 ...han kan jo en god del denne karen , men tydelig at ting ikke er riktig så ille som de fremstiller det. Hadde kanskje ikke blitt like underholdende ellers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sharpshoota Posted august 24, 2010 Report Share Posted august 24, 2010 Bra den med Rhod Gilbert...lo godt av den. Han er god til å fortelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sharpshoota Posted oktober 19, 2010 Report Share Posted oktober 19, 2010 ...så denne karen på tv i går, ganske bra må jeg si.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharpshoota Posted oktober 25, 2010 Report Share Posted oktober 25, 2010 liker disse...skikkelig tatt på kornet : Ut i vår hage 2: Noreg über alles, Del 1 Ut i vår hage 2: Noreg über alles, Del 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sharpshoota Posted november 23, 2010 Report Share Posted november 23, 2010 Så Lee Evans i går på NRK3.....syns han var helt genial...særlig måten han bruker kroppen til å illustrere med noen klipp: Lee.Evans.Facebook Lee Evans - Traffic Lights - BIG Tour 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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